Terms of Service
Read it. Tap gently. Have fun.
Laptop Abuse Clause
SlapChan is calibrated for fingertip-level taps on the casing. Users must only tap gently. Any warranty, refund, or liability is explicitly waived in cases involving frame damage caused by violent strikes, hammer hits, drop tests, or any percussive maintenance with hardware. Your MacBook is yours. We are not insurance.
Custom Imports
Any custom .wav, .mp3, or .gif files imported into ~/Library/Application Support/SlapChan/custom/ remain the property of the importing user. You assert that you own (or are licensed to use) any copyrighted material you load. We don't host, mirror, or transmit your custom assets — they live on your machine, period.
License Scope
A single SlapChan license entitles you to install on all Macs you personally own. Sharing keys publicly, re-selling licenses, or shipping the binary inside another product is prohibited. Use it, love it, slap it.
Liability
SlapChan is provided "as is" with no warranty of fitness for any particular purpose, especially the purpose of yelling at a piece of aluminum until it apologizes. To the maximum extent allowed by law, our liability is capped at the amount you paid us, which is six dollars and ninety-nine cents.